If you want to read Nice and Decent Clean Jokes then it is the best place for you. Undoubtedly you can share these modest jokes with your family, relatives, elders and younger. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast? Lunch and dinner What is so special about Pretty Bunny’s jewellery? It is made from 14 carrot (carrat) gold Where can you always find a tiger’s head? Four feet from its tail. Whats brown and runny? Usain Bolt. How do you make one disappear? Add a ‘g’ or an ‘n’ to ‘one’! How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? A wave. Something a bridegroom might wear: A dress.. Dr: When did you first notice you had diarrhea? Patient: When I took off my bicycle clips. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: Feeds your pets.. My girlfriend told me friends or me. Sometimes I miss her. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. *Stalks crush on Facebook*... *Accidentally likes status from 2009*... *Deletes Facebook*... *Sets computer on fire*... *Leaves country* What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle. Girls logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move. You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common. Something that makes you close your eyes: Dark.. Whats the difference between driving in golf and driving a car? When you drive a car you dont want to hit anything. Wife : Do you want meal? Husband: What are my choices? Wife: Denial or acceptance.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 11:56:51 +0000