Imran doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to - TopicsExpress



          

Imran doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. Imran writes code that optimizes itself. Imran doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). Imran can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return. Imran doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him. Imran can delete the Recycling Bin. Imran can unit test entire applications with a single assert. Imran’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Imran.
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 06:31:48 +0000

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