In Guam right now, the DNR is dropping (by tiny parachutes) dead mice laced with Tylenol into the jungle. Why? Well, its fun, for one thing. The other reason is that Guam has a problem with the invasive brown tree snake from Papua New Guinea, and Tylenol is poisonous to them (brown tree snakes, not Papua New Guineans.) I have a better idea......just blast Justin Beiber (Bieber?) albums into the jungle, and the snakes will come out and ASK for Tylenol, or tie themselves into little nooses on their own and hang themselves.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 23:12:15 +0000
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