[Intro] [Eminem making sounds:] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Ok.. Guess whos back? Back again Shadys back Tell a friend Whaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!.....Pajama time [Verse 1] Come here little kiddies, On my lap Guess whos back with a brand new rap? And I dont mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) No worries, papas got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys Thats not a stab at Michael Thats just a metaphor, Im just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like TP for my bunghole And its cool if you let one go Nobodys gonna know, whod hear it? Give a little poot poot, its OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my CD just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip [Chorus] Now Im gonna make you dance Its your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know youre my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) [Verse 2] Well, its Friday and its my day Just to party all the way to Sunday Maybe til Monday, I dunno what day Everydays just a holiday Crusin on the freeway Feelin kinda breezy Got the top down, lettin my hair blow I dunno where Im goin All I know is when I get there Someones gonna touch my body Excuse me miss, I dont mean to sound like a jerk But Im feelin just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah) Now, whats your name girl? Whats your sign? [Dr Dre] Man, you must be up out your mind DRE! (HA-HA) Beer Goggles! Blind! Im just tryna unwind now Im [Chorus] Now Im gonna make you dance Its your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know youre my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) [Verse 3] Its Tuesday and Im locked up Im in jail and I dont know what happened They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Well Im sorry, I dont remember All I know is this much Im not guilty They said, Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape yellin at an old lady to Touch my body! Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It gets real intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like its 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves Snap back to reality Look its B.Rabbit! Yo you signed me up to battle!? Im a grown man! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie I dont have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fellas (WHAT?!) Fellas (WHAT?!) Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?) Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls Im callin all girls Everyone report to the dance floor Its your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezin its the season Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA) Its so appeasin [Chorus] Now Im gonna make you dance Its your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know youre my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) [Outro] UmMmMmm touch my body UmMmMmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 18:32:07 +0000
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