It was around 3:17am, I heard a loud sound. I woke up immediately and was still debating if it was a gun shot or not when I heard it a second time; only this time it coincided with my smelling gunpowder which at that point settled the scores of the ongoing debate in my mind.....I muttered the name of every Saint my distraught mind could remember, said as much ejaculations as I could remember and repeatedly called the name of Jesus..... it didnt end there o hmmm I picked my Rosary and started praying it and then serenity returned and I relaxed. The koko of the matter wey dey vex my belle was what happened in the morning can you imagine that it was banger..... as in common banger mtcheew(you may be wondering how I didnt spot the difference but you need to have heard it) . One of my neighbors (a brother) did not hear a thing and then said quite disinterestedly that those sort of things are not his business eh that its only sinners --thats me-- with guilty conscience that sleep with one eye open and hear noises in the night -see me see trouble o mtcheew. When was being security conscious added to the list of offences that made the Romans crucify someone? You are busy pondering whether its true or false abi instead of pitying me-OK no problem ..... Well to me that banger (specifically the one-sound bomb)should be eternally banned. Thank you lord Jesus that it was not a gunshot shaa Im hyper grateful #happy #relieved #small_vex_shaa
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 16:56:51 +0000
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