Its Pas birthday (hes really gettin up there...like nearing his personal best round of golf as his age gettin up there) he decided to go play golf on his birthday so we took his credit card and went to dinner! I drew a perfect replica of his face on a balloon so he could kind of be there....as we were leaving Ma tied rubber pa to her gear shifter. As she turned to give us hugs goodbye, Rubber Pa somehow untied himself and began ascending to the skies above...everything was like in slow motion, reaching and swiping for the slowly rising blue ribbon I slowly growled noooooooo! Ruuuuuuubbbberrrrrr Paaaaaaaaa is getting awaaaaaaaaaay!! At this moment I hear Amy behind me angrily yell Even Balloon Pa doesnt want to be with us on his birthday!....the kids were almost in tears but from laughter... Then Ma pointed out that ironically enough Rubber Pa was flying straight towards a different local golf course as I gave the classic parting words in my best Mississippi southern accent HE GONE!.....happy birthday dad... I love you man! I even drew your toothpick and unibrow... Ive gotta Josh Blue thing goin on there too.... Whats that about?
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 01:45:52 +0000
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