Ivan, the Russian, and Ole, the Norwegian, both Olympic wrestlers, were set to square off for Olympic Gold. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, Now, dont yew ferget all dat research ve done on dis Russian. Hes never lost a match because of dis pretzel hold he has. Vatever yew dew, dew not let him get you in dat hold! If he does, yew are finished. Ole nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, Ole and Ivan circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, Ivan lunged forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and Oles coach buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldnt watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach raised his eyes just in time to watch Ivan go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, How did yew ever get out of dat hold? No vun has ever done it before! Ole answered, Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nuttin to lose, so wid my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies yust as hard as I could. The trainer exclaimed, Dats what finished him off! Ole replied, Vell, not really. Yewd be amazed how strong you get ven yew bite yer own nuts!
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:37:01 +0000
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