Ive had my Morrisons Superhoops for breakfast this morning and, despite the implication that consumption of said cereal would result in the acquisition of super-powers, I am thus far disappointed to note the following: 1. I have not gained the power of invisibility, 2. I do not possess X-Ray vision, 3. I cannot fly, 4. When I dramatically rip my clothing asunder there is a distinct lack of lycra based, multi-coloured costume beneath, 5. Attempting all of the above in public has gained some very odd looks. I shall try again tomorrow...
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 09:38:36 +0000
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