Ive received the following e-mail: Department of Homeland Security - DHS Office of International Affairs The motto of HS is Integrity, Courage, and Excellence In conjunction with National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) Attn: Sir/Madam: Consignments Label No: 00445 And 00484. Consignments Serial No: 5678001 And 5679334. This is to remind you that if you fail to reply this email within 48hours we assume that you are terrorist and we shall track you down and your consignments would be confiscated. The United Nations (UN) in conjunction with International Monetary Funds (IMF) has instructed the Homeland Security (HS) to release your consignment boxes that has been in our custody from diplomatic agent your rightful inheritance. This arrangement was made during the last UN Conference in New York. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is responsible for ensuring the safety and security of the United States from terrorist attacks and other disasters. Please note that the consignments are currently with us at our Office. To enable, confirm, and verify the content of the parcel as yours, kindly reconfirm to us your full name, your contact address, telephone/fax number. If yes, what are the numbers for deposit for your ATM CARD/consignment account or saving in which you are processing to receive? As soon as we hear from you, if the name and details on the consignment corresponds with your name and details as you will give us, we will contact you again for the verification and release of the parcel to you otherwise if the name and details you give us does not in any way correspond with the name on the parcel, we will not contact you again. Failure to follow instruction will result confiscation of your consignments and you will be charged as Terrorist. A person convicted under this section will be subject to a fine of $20,000, or imprisonment of not more than five years. Good luck and thanks for your cooperation. Officer Monica Clerk Department of Homeland Security *************************************************************** Thats right. Me. Being discussed at the last UN Conference. Again. I have no idea why I hang around with you losers. Im going to take care of this right after I do morning carpool, but before I scrape the remains of the morning repast from my stove. I dont want my consignments confiscated. I have dreams. *sniff*
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 11:56:15 +0000
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