I’m sure by now you’re all familiar with Aaron Hernandez - contender for this year’s Michael Vick humanitarian award (not to mention he be the Allen Iverson Hooked On Phonics 2nd Grade Level - 3rd place finisher - four years in a row). Of course he’s innocent until a high priced attorney teams with a yokel OJ jury to get him off officially - but till then... We all owe a great debt of gratitude to Mr. Hernandez (who is also being investigated regarding a double murder last July) for exposing - at great personal risk of tattoo bashing through his whole trial by Nancy Grace - what is fast becoming the rule: the NFL is fraught with low IQ ghetto scum - who - because they can catch a football - don’t fall down through the cracks - but up. What a guy. You should have your kid’s poster of him framed! Hey! I mean really - can you blame him? He didn’t like the people his friend was talking to - so he offed the guy. Haven’t you ever wanted to kill somebody ‘cause they talked to somebody - but ya just didn’t have the raging cajones brought on by (wink to the defense team) spiking steroids into your eyeball? What’s the big whoop? This wonderful person - this role model - this icon - he be keepin’ it real - yo! - by risking his fabulous life: turning a 40 million dollar - running around a manicured meadow with a bunch of sweaty guys contract - into an 11 cents a day making license plates in a dungeon with a bunch of sweaty guys sentence - that we might hold a magnifying glass up to our collective tolerance for hype and hypocrisy. Ya gotta love him! If he wasn’t your hero before - he’s got to be your hero now - dog!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 13:36:36 +0000
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