JOKE OF D DAY A wealthy man who had only one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter. On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out including akpor. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords. The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: “ Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him 20 million naira, a car and a mansion so they can start life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son- in- law at the other side. Good luck!” As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool. Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said' make the man go marry him pikin jor' All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as akpor struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side. The rich man could not believe it. He asked akpor to name anything he wanted but akpor was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself and made a request saying' make una show me the idiot person wey push me inside this pool' Moral: You don’t know what you are capable of doing, until you are force to do it!!!
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 07:44:01 +0000
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