:) :) :) JOKE OF THE DAY! :) :) :) A lawyer & a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a plane. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are slow & dumb. So the lawyer asks the senior if he would like to play a game. The senior declines, but the lawyer persists. The game is fun, I ask you a question & if you dont know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one & if I dont know the answer, I will pay you $500.00! So the senior agrees. The lawyer asks the 1st question Whats the distance from the earth to the moon? The Senior doesnt know so he gives the lawyer $5. Now, its the seniors turn. What goes up a hill with 3 legs & comes down with 4? The lawyer calls all his smart friends & uses his laptop but could not find the answer. So he hands the senior $500.00. The senior immediately falls back asleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer so he wakes the senior & says, Well, so what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4? The senior reaches into his pocket & hands the lawyer $5.00 & goes back to sleep.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Jan 2014 04:23:11 +0000
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