JOKE OF THE DAY: FW De Klerk, Mother Theresa and Madiba died and off they went to the gates of Heaven to meet with St Peter to see if they Qualify to go to Heaven. FW steps forward and St Peter reads from FWs book of life : Interesting, heroic and brave , by realising your sins and portraying your good nature you are welcomed into heaven. Just then there was a rapturous chorus of hymns and a group of WHITE shinning angels flew down and hoisted FW De Kerk into Heaven. Just as Mother Theresa was to step forward , again , they heard the most beautiful music and a whole cohort of COLOURED angels descended and took Mother Theresa up into the Heavens without a word being said by St Peter. Madiba , being such a God Fearing Man , knelt down and again there was the singing of Angelic Voices , African in Sound, but very far away and not as loud as the previous times......and without St Peter uttering a word about Madibas book of life , a bright light shone and *thud* a rope extending from the heavens lands on Madibas forehead. Angrily Madiba asks: I fought for discrimination to be abolished!!!!How dare I Be treated like this when the others had angels collecting them????? ..to which St Peter replied: Sorry Madibs , the Black angels are on strike!!!!!*lokl*
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 19:12:47 +0000
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