Johnbull was hungry and went to ‘maishayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them: Johnbull: You get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes Johnbull: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed ) Johnbull: You get egg? ABOKI: yes customer Johnbull: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer Johnbull: You get sardine for inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer everything dey. Johnbull: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic’ ll make a lot of money 2day, God don butter my life) Johnbull: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. Johnbull: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 08:35:51 +0000