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Journal Update: Date: 12/24/14 Location: California Time: 1258 My quest to find Santa started many months ago and so far has yielded no leads in the right direction. I have traveled over 2,500 kilometers in the wrong direction. My patience remains intact while my physical strength and inner motivation fade each passing day. My food supply grew scarce a fortnight ago, but I encountered a magical miracle working fox by the name of Linda. Her official title was, as I recall Linda, Case Manager. She gave me a small gift, but that small gift turned out to be a great help to me. It was a small rectangular shaped yellow piece of the finest government plastic. With this card I was granted a new title, and a new hope. From that point and onward, I am known as Audrey, Queen of Welfare. Or synonymously, Audrey, Queen of Walmart. With my newfound hope, and yellow plastic card containing the rarest of tax payer dollars, I continue my search for Santa.... To be continued...
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:12:19 +0000

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