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Just because there may not the kings English and high education dont think a man id stupid and if you do you may find yourself on the short end of the stick...read this short story...James A hungry customer seated himself at a table in a quick-lunch restaurant and ordered a chicken pie. When it arrived he raised the lid and sat gazing at the contents intently for a while. Finally he called the waiter. Look here, Sam, he said, what did I order? Chicken pie, sah. And what have you brought me? Chicken pie, sah. Chicken pie, you black rascal! the customer replied. Chicken pie? Why, theres not a piece of chicken in it, and never was. Dats right, boss—dey aint no chicken in it. Then why do you call it chicken pie? I never heard of such a thing. Dats all right, boss. Dey dont have to be no chicken in a chicken pie. Dey aint no dog in a dog biscuit, is dey?
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 15:49:56 +0000

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