Just some highly important current events and things to note (CNN aint got shit on me): North Korea should be wiped off the map and substituted with a Walmart Super-Super Center (or a McDonalds). Do not fly Malaysian Airlines if en route to Beijing, or anywhere for that matter. Fat chicks need loving too. Vladimir Putin likes things that do not belong to him; Aint nobody got time foe dat! (This just in: Russian girls are still hot though! ) Uncle Sam wants your rights and your guns. Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Should you enlist, try not to get stationed in Fort Hood; theres some odd balls who inhabit there. Obamas Affordable Care Act has obtained 7.1 million new subscribers, but 5 million more have lost their affordable, great policies. Should you feel the need to support the US govt supporting Al Que...err...Syrian Rebels, assume a position, immediately! If you are a journalist, make every attempt not to cover Afghan elections for youre most likely an infidel (Allah Akbar). Stolen Valor does, in fact, warrant a swift kick to the groin. Justin Beiber is a tool. And last but not least, should you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours consult a medical professional immediately. World News in a nutshell...That is all, carry on...
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 01:24:48 +0000
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