LAST NIGHT! Holy crap! WHAT Happened!? Ill tell you. So first we went to downtown Gatlinburg and found 1 of the 4 moonshine places. We went in so I could start sampling all there shines:) I got to try some famous shines from the show moonshiners. I got to try Jim Toms White lightning rye whiskey, and about 6 others at that place. By the time I was done I had a pretty good buzz. So next we walked to a wine place so Kayla could sample the wines. However since I was there I was like I cant pass up free!!! So we sampled about 8-10 there and now I was like ok Im drunk! But why stop there when right next door to the wine place was another moonshine place. This one also happened to be my favorite moonshine company so I couldnt pass up sampling all theres either. So I get about half way through the 12 samples and Im like this is getting rough however I couldnt stop because the last couple I really wanted to try. The best ones were eggnog, pumpkin, pie, Apple pie. Finally I made it through those and said lets walk around! That was a BAD IDEA! Reason was we had worked up appetite so we went to a bunch of food sampling places. One had a couple hot sauces and salsas that said they were the hottest etc. Of course I sat there and ate them no problem. Then we worked our way over to a hot sauce sampling place. Of course in my cocky drunken spirit I say to the guy whats the hottest stuff you sell. So he points me to a case of samples that says (you must be 18 and up) right there I should had realized this will probably go very bad. But I was drunk so I just grabbed a tortilla chip and dunked it into the second hottest sauce they sold and ate it. The sauce was made from Carolina Reaper pepper which is a new pepper that is made by people and is hotter than the ghost pepper, it also had ghost pepper in it, habbanaro and others. The sauces name was The hottest sauce in the universe The 2nd dimension instantly it felt like some body poured lava down my throat! All I was trying to do was concentrate on breathing because I thought I was dying! Of course they didnt sell water there so as I stumbled into the next state over crying like a baby, sweating everywhere, and hanging my tongue out my mouth breathing weird like Im missing a chromosome. I said I need a drink I dont care what it is. So I give my credit card to the lady and she says I cant run your card for anything less than $8 Im like WTF lady Im dying here! So we left there and walked into subway and stood at the cash register waiting for 5 minutes to get a damp drink. Well I didnt know I walked into THE WORLDS SLOWEST SUBWAY! After waiting for 5 minutes and seeing that the only person working the store was only half way done making the sub we left. By this time I was sure my stomach had disintegrated and that my intestines kidneys and lungs were following right behind it.i said screw it! Apparently I wasnt meant to have a drink! So we spotted a carmal popcorn place and I bought some and that helped a little. Then we went to bubba Gump shrimp restaurant and ate dinner. After that we left and went back to the cabin and relaxed in the hot tub. Yesterday was fun but I learned my lesson about free sampling stuff. Tonight Im only going to 2x moonshine places for samples ;)
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 15:52:04 +0000
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