LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY OUR LEADERS: These are quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present. 1. “we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria”…Inform ation Minister Labaran Maku. 2. “you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite”…Bakin Zuwo. 3. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria”…GEJ 4. ” I will water your school and fire your school”..Orji Uzoh Kalu 5. “Nigerians, dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn”…GEJ 6. “I will rather kill myself than commit sucide”..Dame Jonathan 7. “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is N850,000” …Atiku Abubakar 8. Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko. 9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor” ..David Mark 10. “The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be comparedto that in the United States” -Yakubu Gowon 11. “school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich”..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim 12. “At 50, Britain is still battling withKing Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly”..Diezean i Madueke. 13. ”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria”…Obasan jo 14. ”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run awayfrom destiny” .. Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. 15. ”On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family”.. Dame Jonathan. 16. ”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and theycalled the result”…Chris Uba 17. ”I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”…Dame Jonathan 18. ”I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:19:39 +0000
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