#LMAO :v :v : So A nigga goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal. The armless man turns to him and says, Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing. Okay. says the nigga, and he pulls down the armless mans zip. The armless man then says, Could you take it out for me? Um, well, okay. says the nigga . He pulls the armless mans dick out of his pants and sees that it is covered in red bumps, green veins and brown scabs oozing with yellow pus. It really stinks too! Could you point it for me? asks the armless man. The nigga tries to hold the horrible dick steady while the armless man has a pee. When hes finished, the armless man says, Now could you put it back in? Sure. says the nigga. He shakes the putrid dick dry, stuffs it back in the armless mans trousers and zipps up. Thank you. says the armless man. I really appreciate that. No problem. says the nigga. But Ive got to ask you something. What the hell is wrong with your dick? The armless dude pulls his arms out of his jacket and says, I dont know, but i sure aint touching it.... :v :v :v. Wat will u do if u were dat NIGGA [[upacman]]
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 09:23:39 +0000
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