Ladies, you might wana read this... :D WAYS TO KEEP YOUR MAN!!! :) :) :) :) :) * make sure you give him a list of expensive things you need for the month, including the new hair in vogue, preferably brazilian or indian. *make sure you let him know you cant and wont cook and arent ready to learn. * make sure you do not work out, eat lots of chocolates, above all endeavor to get fat. * never compliment or notice his new looks or wears. * get a leash around his neck and follow him around wherever he goes. * dont allow him have a male bestfriend, a female bestfriend is very advisable. * allow your friends flirt with him, its a harmless thing. * constantly remind him that he can cheat and that you dont mind as long as you dont catch him. Boys will always cheat, right? * always compare him to your exes stating how good and sweet they were. * always distract him while he is watching soccer, infact never take any interest whatsoever in the game. * nag all the time, guys love that alot. * never make good with his friends, ensure they dont like you. * buy him just a card on his birthday, boys are macho and all, he wont mind, and yes you mustnt necessarily be the first to say happy birthday. * be quick to point out his mistakes and criticize him, forget all the ego talk, it really isnt true. Dont spare him! * let him know you clearly dont like his family, especially his mum. #walks out and flips hair# :D :D #coughs# I hope you ladies understand the sarcasm attached to this :/
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 10:17:37 +0000