Lady 1: Now, Mr. Deffers, did I pronounce that right? Hob: Yes. But you can call me Hob. Lady 1: *chuckles* Alright Hob, just checking. Now I must ask, just what exactly IS Maslows Pyramid? Hob: Well, it cant be explained simply. The question itself is too narrow to even begin bringing out satisfying answers. Lady 1: ... could you... Hob: In an attemp... sorry Lady 1: No no, go on. Hob: In an attempt to try and explain it, I will give you a hypothetical/fictional situation. So, lets pretend we have a character named Bob. Lady 1: Okay. Hob: Bob works 14 hour shifts for six days a week. Now you can imagine he is stressed, tense, and dead tired from all the work. He just sits in a cubical and types, God knows, whatever the Company he works for demands. Lady 2: That sounds miserable! Hob: Yes. He doesnt get to see his wife enough. In other words his romantic life is dead due to his awful job. He cant even take his kids to the zoo because he works so much. Lady 1: Poor Bob. Lady 2: *chuckles* Hob: So we can safely assume that he is sick of this life. He wants to quit but he cant due to certain circumstances. Uhh... perhaps his kids need to get into college or perhaps his family have a struggle with getting food on the table. Lady 2: I feel like were describing the stereotypical worker in the United Earth. Hob: Indeed. So hes eventually going to demand a raise because he feels under payed for all the hours hes worked. He talks to his boss and receives a resounding NO. Bob is furious and feels wronged. He wants to take out his frustration. Hes basically a ticking time bomb. We are well aware that if one does not get any sort of release of anything that builds up, the damage can be devastating. Not just mentally but also physically. Lady 1: So, is this going to tell us what the Pyramid is all about? Hob: Im getting there. Its midnight now, and Bob hears the dog barking and its keeping him awake. Bob feels an uncontrollable urge to just strangle little Sparky. Lady 2: *chuckles* Hob: Now this is where Happills comes in. Next day, Bob sees our advertisements with pictures of people getting massages and children smiling while going down a water slide. He realizes that he requires a break, so he seizes the opportunity. He saves up his money and buys... about 4 tickets so him and his family can go to Maslows Pyramid. He gets to finally do the things hes been craving. Lady 1: Like playing with his children? Hob: Sure, if thats what hes been craving, then we can and we will give that kind of happiness to him. Whatever he has wanted, we can give it to him. Whether its a certain food/drink, or activity, or even a special kind of scenery that relaxes him, Happills can give it. Now, the 4 months of bliss are up. He and his family go home with smiles on their faces. Bobs work performance has now dramatically increased. His boss is so impressed that he promotes Bob to a higher position along with a pay raise. Bob feels so much better. He now works less hours than he did before with twice as much payment. Now he can get back those romantic moments with his wife and fun time with his kids. Lady 2: So its basically a place where you lose all your frustrations? Hob: Yes. But also a place to get what you desire. Lady 1: That is amazing, Hob. So, What if Bobs boss did give him a pay raise? Hob: Then Bob could have came to Maslows Pyramid for a celebration. Its a place to celebrate, enjoy, relax, and smile. In the end, Bob was happy. And that is what matters most. Happiness. Lady 1: In the end, Bob didnt strangle little Sparky. *laughs* Lady 2: Wow... wow. Its incredible how many people you have helped. Hob: These are truly extraordinary times. Mankind can now say goodbye to stress... forever. But, we dont wish to take full credit for this. Were it not for our new leader, Maslows Pyramid wouldnt be possible. Our generation is truly blessed for being released from the shackles of oppression. He has given us freedom. *Anthem of The Global Uniting plays* Everyone at once: Glory to the King, Who has liberated us from the Tyrant, Our will be done, That is the law, Glory to the King, Our savior and truth Lady 1: Well Hob, our time is up. Thank you for letting us interview you. Hob: No problem, mam! Lady 1: You heard it, ladies and gentlemen. Maslows Pyramid is a real miracle worker. This was an interview with the CEO of Happills. Thank you for tuning into NT-6 News.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 12:44:07 +0000
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