Last Tuesday Prime Minster Harper got off the helicopter in front of the Parliament Buildings - carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Mountie guard snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Nice pigs, sir." The Prime Minister replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Pamela Wallin and one for Senator Mike Duffy." The squared-away Mountie again snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Excellent trade, Sir!"
Posted on: Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:54:01 +0000
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015