Last night I Dreamt I was a Muffler ... Ive been Exhausted all morning. - Nowadays, couples still get married for better or for worse... but not for long. - You can lead a Horse to Water... but if you can teach it to Float on its Back... then youve really got something. - Nothing in life is friendlier... than a WET dog. - Unicorns are real... Theyre just fat and grey and called Rhinos. - What should you give a Woman who has Everything???? ...........ME. - and finally, remember, Always be yourself... unless youre an asshole.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 00:28:30 +0000