Let me give you a play by play of my youngest,B, after coming out - TopicsExpress



          

Let me give you a play by play of my youngest,B, after coming out of oral surgery, still looped up... B: A,b,c,f,q,p,w,x Me: You sayin the alphabet? B; WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO NOSES? B: YOU HAVE TWO MOUTHES TWO EYES AND 2 HEADS..OH MY GOD, MOM, YOU ARE AN ALIEN...Look, Look! Me: Im not an alien. B: GOOODDDDZIRRAAA (waving his arms all over the place) Me: (taking a video which he told me not to do) B: GIMME THAT PPPHHHHOONNE...NOW! I HAVE TO DELETE, YOU SAID NO VIDEOS YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. Me. Ok, I will erase it. (nurse walks in) B: (yelling) You are only getting a ONE percent tip! Nurse: thanks that is more than I ususally get. B: OBAMACARE IS STOOOOPID! Me: please stop yelling. B: (YELLING) YOU STILL HAVE TWO HEADS...I WANT TO GO HOME NOW! IM LEAVING (attempts to roll off the table). Wow...no words.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 18:16:11 +0000

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