Let the chips fall where they may Or you can catch the chips before they fall See, the problem with trying to catch the chips is that theres this giant monkey throwing more and more and more. Hes got an endless bag, sure you can catch a few maybe even most but you cant catch them all and you spend all your time trying to catch the monkeys chips just so you can hand then back to him in the hope that he wont start throwing crap. But, when the monkey looks at the ground around you and sees all the chips you missed that pisses them off and they start throwing crap along with the chips and your stuck trying to catch the chips and wind up with a mix of chips and crap in your hands. Now you have a pile of chips and crap in your hand and you give that back to the money, which only pisses the monkey off, so the monkey stops throwing chips and jumps on you and monkey stomps you into submission. Then, there you are monkey stomped covered in chips and crap and the monkey has the audacity to tell you... You should have caught the chips. Moral of the story.. eff the monkey, tell the monkey to deal with its own chips. Step out of the cage, close the door behind you and watch the monkey pitch its fit, sling its crap and ruin its own chips.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 23:06:54 +0000
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