Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. Why do you do that, mommy ? He asked. To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then began removing the cold cream with a tissue. Whats the matter ? Asked Little Johnny. Giving up ? LAWYERS Q. Can you describe the individual ? A. He was about medium height and had a beard . Q. Was this a male or female ? Q. Mr Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didnt you ? A. I went to Europe, Sir. Q. And you took your new wife ? Q. Are you qualified to give a ursine sample ? INSURANCE CLAIMS A customer collided with a cow. Q.What warning was given by you . A. Horn. Q. What warning was given by the other party ? A. Moo. I didnt think the speed limit applied after midnight. I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I thought there was any risk. The car in front hit the pedestrian. But he got up so I hit him again. In an attempt to kill a fly, I ran into a telephone pole. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him. I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
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