Lol. Yep :) Epidemic of Mental Illness in Doctors ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The emergence of Medically Unexplained Illnesses has revealed an epidemic of behavioral problems and personality disorders in doctors. Patients expressing unfamiliar complaints to their physicians often induce the Its All In Your Head (AIYH) or the Thats Impossible response in doctors suffering from these behavioral problems and personality disorders. Physicians who manifest the metaphysical belief system of If we dont know about it, then it doesnt exist are suffering from a mental defect or psychological condition known as Doctors with Unexplained Medical Beliefs or D.U.M.B. DUMB doctors are comprised of two categories that are characterized by those who are feigning to be DUMB for monetary gain: Medicalingering and those who are not in possession of sufficient information to render intelligent diagnoses: Factlessitious Disorder . Physicians who are predisposed to this condition place an inordinate emphasis on theories of psychological causality for virtually any unfamiliar complaints that are presented to them. This somatiform obsession with psychological etiology, Psychosomatization Disorder or Psychologizing is a distinctive characteristic of the mental illness and should be considered a warning sign that the individual is not rational and may in fact be DUMB. DUMB disorder may be concomitant but should not be confused with Signs of Thoroughly Umistakable Physician Intelligence Deficiency or S.T.U.P.I.D. since a STUPID physician is uniformly incompetent while a DUMB doctor is only mentally paralyzed into psychologizing by unfamiliar symptoms and complaints. An immediate investigation is warranted to ascertain the prevalence of DUMB and STUPID doctors and assess the impact that physicians suffering from these mental defects and behavioral disorders have on the health care system and patients.
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 15:49:16 +0000
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