Love turn sour. Emekas phone rings… Nkechi: “Baby do you still luv me like before?” Emeka: “Ofcourse Yes, my luv for you will never change and is never ending.” Nkechi: “Dats my babyyyy, I want you to buy me somting.” Emeka: “Just name it, I am more than capable, you know me now, Nky bebe m”. Nkechi: “Its just one BB porsche sha…” Emeka: “No problem. Just find out the price and let me know” Nkechi: “Its 450 000 naira.” Emeka: “Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in, the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?” How many kilometers has it done? Nkechi: ”Honey, its not a car ooo… its a phone.” Emeka: “Phone? Oh! does it come with a plasma tv, wardrobe and generator?” Nkechi: “Please be serious, are you buying it or not? ” Emeka :(in a whisper) ”Ewo!” Nkechi: “Helloooooo! are you still there?” Emeka: “Hiiiiiiiii!” Nkechi : “What is this, I thought you love me, infact, don’t even bother again. I will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.” Emeka: “God purnish ya life , na so your tin sweet reach , not only Allhaji, better still, call Atiku he will be faster” Nkechi: “Am going to delete you” Emeka: “Is your fone hanging? Cos I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche. ! Thief, how much is bride price even in ya village sef!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 09:17:22 +0000
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