MEN ARE HAPPIER I just discovered why men seldom get depressed.... (found now on Facebook) Men Are Just Happier People because... Their last name stays put. The garage is all theirs. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. They can never be pregnant. They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. They can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell them the truth. They dont have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress ?000. Top hat & tails rental-?00. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle their feet. One mood all the time. (?) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. They know stuff about Star Trek. A five-day holiday requires only one small bag. They can open all their own jars. If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. Everything on their face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. They only have to shave their face and neck. They can play with toys all their life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look. They can do their nails with a pocket knife.. They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. (BIG ONE). I can add another - They know they are beautiful, thats why they dont bother about make-up. ...Or should I say - They know women think they are beautiful, thats why they dont wear make-up.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 07:44:19 +0000
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