..........MID DAY JOKE........ Akpos stays very close to the cemetery. He developed this habit of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton wool and speak nasally. This usually scared every driver and rider and they wouldnt wait to ask him for money but run for dear life. Akpos did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver he brought there. One cool evening, Akpos boarded this Okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction. MONEY! the angry looking Okada man asked. Akpos was at his best, he stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally, I dont have money! The Okada man wouldnt take any of that, and kept insisting. This frustrated Akpos, who later said, OK, OK. Follow me into the cemetery to my room and I will pay you. The Okada man agreed and followed him till they got to one grave. Akpos in his attempts to frighten the Okada man knocked on the grave and screamed, Uche! ,Uche!, Uche!, abeg give me N800 make I pay this stubborn Okada man! All of a sudden, a very big hand, holding N1000, appeared through the grave accompanied with a deep voice saying, Take, this one, return change o na ma last card. Two pairs of shoes belonging to Akpos and the Okada man were found on the scene as at the time gathering this report, akpos and d rider are already several miles away from the graveyard and still running till now,,,...lolzz
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 12:10:44 +0000
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