MY GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO: 1. Text other boys after 6pm 2. Call other boys by pet names...unless you wanna see me turn into Incredible Hulk 3. I don’t refuse my girlfriend to have male friends but those friends need to know their place ... She has my trust here and she mustnt dare break it 4. Chat with a boy for more than 10minutes …after 10minutes, she should tell them their time is up. 5. She is not allowed to laugh at guys’ jokes…. She has to call me first then we can decide if its funny or not (I am serious on this point) I am the only one supposed to make her laugh. 6. She is not allowed to write on guys’ walls... I also have a wall to write on. 7. She is not allowed to have a male best friend. I am to be her only best friend. 8. She is not allowed receive any phone calls after 8pm… Unless when the persons wife is the one calling or it is something very urgent. 9. She is not allowed to Say “Thank You Dear” after a boy has complimented her ie on her photos….Boys see that as a gateway to flirt with her or make that a habit. 10. She is not allowed to Chill out with other boys. If they want to chill they can go stand next to the air conditioner. 11. If a boy needs some advice from her, he must make an appointment to talk to both of us, you know… TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE 12. She’s not allowed to have a brother or cousin (from another mother) … If you want my girlfriend to be your sister, then boy make me your Brother so that she becomes your sister-in-law ….We can be one big happy family!!! Please, wherever you are, you gotta comply.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 11:45:35 +0000
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