Machete Kills is either the best or the worst movie ive ever seen. im convinced that Demian Bichir is the reincarnation of Eli Wallach (even though theyre both still alive.) if he played Tuco, Mads Mikkelson played Angel Eyes, and Timothy Olyphant played Blondie, that would be a remake of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly to end all remakes. and as long as were talking fantasy, Tarantino would write and Coen brothers would direct to strike a perfect balance between dark quirkiness and cheesy tension, like some kind of slightly chilled, gourmet Italian string-cheese from hell.
Posted on: Sat, 31 May 2014 03:22:35 +0000