Man in parking lot as I return from the store: hey! How are you? Me: (smile, shrug, keep walking with clear intent) Man: whats your name? Me: my name? Is Im going home. Have a good night! (Gleefully continue walking having not slipped and fallen into puddle of dicks on way through parking lot) Like no seriously maybe my exes were right and this is totally something that could happen to me. DICK PUDDLE. EW
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 07:28:42 +0000
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