March is a ‘comin in, Mr. StendeL. As your humble and devoted servant, I must offer a few cautionary notes. March 15, the week before, is the Ides of March. Please don’t confuse “Beware the Ides of March” with “Beware the Eyes in March”. If your doc’s name is Dr. Brutus and his assistant is “yon Cassius” and he sweetly simpers “let bygones be bygones” just remember old Julius lalligagging to the theatre. Get away fast. Very fast. Remember, too, three groups handle knives very well: cooks, doctors and circus performers. Be sure your man’s from the right group. This is important. Whistle “March of the Gladiators” while flipping pancakes. See what happens If he starts juggling knives or donning a tall white cap--move on. Also, doctors have licenses. Ask to see it. Be careful, though, if it’s around his neck.( However, James Bond is also licensed. And, 007 is licensed to kill. Here, contact the State Dept., Sean Connery or Roger Moore. Perhaps they can help.) Doctors also wear white. Or blue. Or green. Never floral. Or polka dot. Be extra careful of those wearing smocks covered, like race cars, with names and testimonials from those operated on. With those precautionary measures, I’m sure you’ll do fine..
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 17:11:22 +0000