Marcus Villa besides some cash, here is some advice for your birthday; Love Dad 10 Types of Women to Avoid Dating 10. The chatterbox This is the woman who never shuts up. While being able to hold a conversation is tantamount to the success of any relationship, this type of woman doesn’t hold conversations so much as she dominates them. If you enjoy getting a word in or voicing your opinions during a conversation avoid this type of woman at all costs. She will also typically have something to say about everything and usually only displays concerns for herself. 9. The high maintenance woman While women who fall into this category are usually extremely attractive, they can be problematic as well for a number of reasons. The high maintenance woman can spend hours getting herself ready to go out and she also expects you to drop everything when she breaks a nail. It’s best to let daddy’s little princess be someone else’s little problem and save yourself some headache. 8. The desperate woman Desperation is not a good look on anyone and the desperate woman is definitely someone to avoid. Maybe she’s been burned in previous relationships and maybe she’s watching her biological clock tick away. Regardless of the reasoning this woman may seem like a catch until she starts talking about marriage and kids on the first date. As tempting as it may be to go after the low hanging fruit you want to remember that many other people have passed over it for a reason. 7. The romance fanatic This woman may have started out as a great catch but has had her expectations of romance grotesquely skewed by Hollywood movies. Unless you are a 17 year old vampire who sparkles in sunlight, nothing you do for this woman will ever meet the lofty expectations set forth by those campy crap-fests. Before you know it, she’ll be expecting you to die on the same day as a sign of your devotion to her. 6. The feminazi We’re not talking about the individuals who champion for equal rights and equal pay. Anybody who is a decent human being should support the feminist movement. We’re talking about the women who take it a step further and embrace the feminazi movement. Nothing you do for this women will ever be satisfactory solely based on the fact that you are male. You could be right there with her helping her burn her bras and you will always be the oppressive ‘man’ keeping them down and is best to avoid them all together. 5. The Control Freak This is the woman who may seem great at first. She’s friendly, intelligent, attractive, and you share a number of common interests. However, once the relationship has moved past the honeymoon phase this is the woman who will try to control every facet of your life. It may start with some simple wardrobe suggestions and before you know it, she is telling you which of your friends you are allowed to hang out with. If you value your autonomy at all, avoid these women at all costs. 4. The Gold digger The gold digger is usually easier to spot than the control freak as the control freak can take a significant amount of time before she surfaces whereas the gold digger usually will not entertain anyone who isn’t loaded or willing to drop ridiculous amounts of cash on her. Unless you are a fool with deep pockets or don’t mind having your bank account drained, avoid these women at all costs. 3. The Party Girl The party girl is awesome in college when you’re in your early 20s. After that, she becomes considerably less awesome. Look, it’s all good to have fun and cut loose but when you are looking to settle down into something more serious, having a girl whose out until last call every night will definitely complicate things and cause friction in the relationship. The party girl has a limited shelf life of between 18-24 years old. Anything after that and you should probably look elsewhere. 2. The Airhead If your girlfriend is more concerned with Kim and Kanye’s baby than with current events then there’s a good chance she falls under this category. The airhead is one of the more dangerous ones on this list as there seems to be an inverse relationship between IQ and attractiveness. This one will be hard to let go of, but gentlemen, let go you must. Appearances fade over time so that awesome bikini body in her 20s morphs into something considerably less attractive in her 40s. At which point you have a lifetime of “Jersey Shore” to discuss. Good luck with that one; don’t say we didn’t warn you. 1. The Stage 5 Clinger The movie “Wedding Crashers” provided a good example of stage 5 clinger behavior. Luckily, these types of woman are among the easiest to spot out of all the rest. Chances are if you are involved with one, you’ve probably received eight text messages in the time you’ve been reading this passage. These are the types of women who are apt to love you after the first text and permanently attach themselves to your side. Unless you are a glutton for punishment, avoid the stage 5 clinger at all costs.
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