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Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket , wat would u think ? Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI. ` Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae. Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne na roya jaye aur na soya jaye. ` Pal ne kaha ek pal se, Pal bhar ke liy tum mere ho jao, Par pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho ki Har pal tum hi tum yaad aao..! ` Argument wins the situation bt loses the person. So never argue with ur loved ones coz situation is not important than ur loved ones. ` Aansu pite hain pyas bujane k liye, aag humne hi lagai thi khud ko jlane k liye. Is janam me to mumkin nahi, aur janam lagenge aapko bhulane k liye. ` Hamari Zindgi hai dosto ki Amaant Rakhna mere Khuda sada unko salamat. Dena unhe khushian sare jahan ki Ban jaye woh Taarif har ek Zubaan ki. ` Jagaya unhone aisa ki aajtak so na sake rulaya unhone aisa ki sabke samne ro bhi na sake. jane kya baat thi unme jabse mana unhe apna tab se kisi ke ho na sake. ` Baatein karke rula na dijiyega U chup rehke saja na dijiyega. Na de sake khushi to gam he shi Per dost bna ke u,bhula na dijiyega. ` Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai…. ` Sardars always study in front of a mirror bcos it helps saving revision time. 2) he can keep a watch on himself. 3) he likes combined studies.! ` Uski baaton ko baar-2 yaad kar k roye, Uske liye dar pe fariyad kar k roye. Uski khushi k liye use chhod diya, phir use kisi or k sath aabaad kar k roye.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 10:51:53 +0000

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