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Me and the Mrs had an argument last night about how Im useless and cant do any man things like fix the electrics, or spit. In a bid to prove a point I decided to change the lightbulbs in our bedroom and the landing which havent worked In over 130 years. After 2 hours we now have no light fixings at all as Ive pulled the entire light fixing out and Im pretty sure Ive broke a collar bone in the process. Just trying to pluck up the courage to convince Heidi that itll be nice to spend the rest of our life using only candlelight. After that I decided to reduce the impact by doing the washing....heidi doesnt allow me near the washing machine...for good reason. Its like being in front of an M16 fighter cockpit. Theres 4.8 billion settings Medium darks gentle wash, ferocious white danger wash... Needless to say I left the washing. I now think its easier and safer if I left home and travelled to a small remote fishing village in Finland, where Ill live the remainder of my life selling postcards
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 19:20:41 +0000

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