Monday morning 0700. The infamous STTJ (Snoek Town Traffic Jam) starting to build up.. Everyone are waiting patiently in the long queue to be compressed electronically into a huge database where they remain until secure, from 10:15 onwards, when they are decompressed back into St Georges St. There is no way that the dockyards can possibly take so many people without some serious electronic human compression. I believe that Bill Gates is interested in buying the technology to overcome the international problem of over population. Bill believes that with a bit of refinement, he will build a human database the size of a toilet, that will be able to take the entire population of China.. But I personally doubt it. I reckon he will need at least 5 cubic meters, which is about the size of a bathroom, including the toilet. Isnt it amazing how some would exaggerate, just to get funding from the government. Anyway, it doesnt matter, the technology is proudly South African... actually, its proudly Simons Town.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 11:25:09 +0000
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