Mugabe and Zuma entered a chocolate shop As they were busy looking around, Zuma stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Zuma said to Mugabe Man, Im the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You cant beat that. Mugabe replied: You want to see something better? Lets go back to the shop and Ill show you some real stealing. ...So they went up to the counter and Mugabe said to the shopkeeper: Do you want to see some real magic, man ? The shopkeeper replied: Yes. Mugabe said: Give me one chocolate bar. The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. Mugabe asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: But wheres the magic? Mugabe replied:Check in my friends pocket, and youll find all three bars of chocolate.
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 16:19:57 +0000