My Dear Wife/Girlfriend Well... Since The Fifa World Cup is close by. Heres a few rules that will politely preserve your Beauty :). Number 1 ... • The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. • Tell all your friends not to give birth, wed, die or whatever during the World Cup coz we wont go. • You support the team that I support. • Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, therefore .. Im gonna watch them. • We cant watch Daily tv soaps provided, actors and actresses are wearing football shirts and they are in Brazil. • You dont just pass infront of the tv if im watching football, you better crawl on the floor. • Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? • No funny faces to my friends when they come over for football. • Smile everytime EXCEPT when my adopted country is losing. • There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup. • Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya, Lesotho and SA did not qualify. Thank you, GENTLEMANS ASSOCIATION.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 11:46:43 +0000
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