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My Mommy will neither confirm nor deny...so there. Funny story....Mommy goes for walk, takes normal route, brings can of cat food just in case. Man across the street from the evil house is cutting grass. Asks Mommy, and I quote, where did YOUR cat go. He hasnt seen her in two days. This is the man that told mommy to just take her. Mommy looks at him dumbfounded, like she doesnt know what he is talking about, told out cat can, says she came to feed her. Tells him story about rain, kitty soaked, walked with mommy up the street under the umbrella. Man says maybe she is with the house up the street with all the kids now. Mommy says well she felt bad for her she was somebodys cat, too tame. Man says people wont let her in because of the dog. Mommy almost says then why did they still want to keep her after we offered to take her, but thinks no keep mouth shut and does. Mommy says oh well she was such a pretty girl. The end, mommy continues walk. So you see, mommy just played along. BTW, there is another superhero in town, goes by the superhero name, The Cat Napper...
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 18:24:08 +0000

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