My cousins kind of the shit. His current status, name edited to protect the et cetera: As of 12:06 am on Tuesday January 6th in response to some secret changes in Facebooks privacy rules, I declare that I know that Facebook, Instagram, Uber, my iPhone, my computers camera, the NSA, the NYPD and all other items that I own that contain technology, are all recording my every move, thought and secret desire from now until all eternity. I hereby surrender all that makes me an individual to the internet mega-mind and allow all content that I share to be used to create tailored ads that will be endlessly linked to my pages and my emails for the rest of my life. I also probably wont put anything that I really care about on here so I can keep a small kernel of what used to be [REDACTED] McNamara deep deep inside my heart so that hopefully someday in the robot world, when the last human baby is born my robot eye will shed one last human tear, which will fall on the dry crust of the scorched earth on a small seed that will grow strong even though it is alone and doomed to wither and die as well in its time.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 05:40:25 +0000
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