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My epic weekend away ended Rather spectacularly last night. I awoke at 12with what can only be described as an explosion in my pants, but not a good one. It had seemed that my bowels had erupted, but its ok, nothing had broken the seal. After around an hour on the toilet delivering the brown rain I left to return to bed. On making my way upstairs I smelt an odd smokey smell. Thinking that this couldnt have only been the friction of the substances having just left my anus, i investigated further. Turned out that the chimney of our house was on fire, but its ok we put it out without causing too much damage. I guess my message from the story is this; when things seem really bad dont worry it could be worse, you could be on the verge of shitting yourself with your house on fire. 100% true story.

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