My kids are obsessed with Voxing their Daddy. (Voxer is a - TopicsExpress



          

My kids are obsessed with Voxing their Daddy. (Voxer is a messaging app) In the morning if he leaves for work before they get up, they want to Vox him, not have him call. Tonight... Both kids are Voxing him. I hear my son, Yeah, Daddy. Momma doesnt tuck in as good as you. James Voxes back, Oh yeah? Me, Excuse me?! I tuck you in!! Son, presses the microphone, You do. But not good like Daddy. Daddy, you lay and snuggle with us! Momma just tucks us in and gives lots of kisses. Me, Well, if I lay down with you I probably cant get back out of your bunk bed with my broken butt! Daughter, giggling, We need a new momma whos not broken! Son Voxes again, Daddy come home!!! Me, Well, I never! Thats it, Im not tucking you in at all tonight! You hurt my feelings. Son, I love you, Momma! Daughter, Youre mean since you busted your butt on the stairs. And your butt is all purple and black and gross too. Me, Whoo sah. Im going to beat you child. Daughter presses the microphone, DADDY COME HOME. Right now! Ugh...
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 03:22:42 +0000

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