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My name now has a blue checkmark thingie next to it. I have been trying to think how to explain its significance to my mom since I know shes going to ask. Mom: Kevin, whats that blue checkmark mean? Me: I dont know. See? That wont cut the proverbial mustard, which I have always assumed is a rather thick brown spicy one with lots of seeds. Mom: Son, what does that blue checkmark mean? Me: It means my account is verified. Im really Kevin Hearne. Mom: Well, duh. Didnt they know that already, what with the NSA and all? Me: I assume so. Mom: So what does it *really* mean, Kevin? Me: I dont know. Mom: *sigh* Thats unacceptable. Youre grounded. Me: What? Heh! My mom wouldnt do that. Mom: Kevin, whats that blue checkmark mean? Me: Nothing really. It makes me look fancy and maybe even schmancy. Mom: Oh, thats great! Thats probably how it would go. But honestly, yall, Im not sure what to tell you about the blue checkmark. I suspect it has something to do with how spiffy my readers are. THIS CHECKMARK BELONGS TO ALL OF US! SORT OF! As always, thanks for reading and for spreading the word.
Posted on: Thu, 09 Jan 2014 20:04:46 +0000

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