NEW AFRICAN PROVERBS- 1. No matter how much weed you smoke, you cannot be the MOST HIGH. hahahaha I so much luv dis 1. 2. A monkey that eats grass... instead of banana is a goat. 3. However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain at the back. 4. When a tsetse fly perches on your scrotum, it takes a great skill not force to kill it. 5. Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80 kg is polygamy (LOL) 6. If the throat can swallow a knife, the anus must find a way of expelling it. 7. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. 8. The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants corn by the roadside have the same problem. 9. The frown on the face of a goat does not prevent it from being taken to the market. 10. No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your feet. 11. When hot water quarrels with flour, it is the cooking stick that always mediates. 12. One who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers. 13. He who urinates in a stream must remember his family drinks from the water. 14. The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef
Posted on: Thu, 05 Sep 2013 15:16:21 +0000