NEWSFLASH! Dreadlocked man goes to gym. Today in Leeds a dreadlocked man was jogging! According to the man sporting a goatee and dreadlocks, he was on his way to the gym when a Eton educated pan puss deliberately stepped into his path. The Etonian then set a pack of Rotties with the power to detain on the scrawny dreads.... Steven, known to his homies as Steven said after he was wrestled to the ground by some of the best groomed Rotties he has ever come across he was forced into a set of handcuffs as he repeatedly stressed to the Etonian and his Rotties that he was trying to make his way to the gym, which Steven tells us is a totally believable story cos I done like the sack race at schools like dude The Etonian was then heard to exclaim to one of his Rotties that this punk ass needs an whoopin before he was herded into a nearby excessively armoured Land Rover. Steven was left shaken and unable to complete his trip to the gym because by this time he stated he was coming down A few of Stevens homies then appeared on the scene to plead with the Etonian and his Rotties for the release of their friend because this was getting well heavy At this point the Etonian wound down his bullet proof window and said its bad enough I have to have a nanny, if this story gets out that I was scared by a smelly hippy, my credibility will be shattered and Farage will have me gubbed. A story was then quickly concocted and Steven was allowed to leave the scene. He was heard to whisper to one of his friends that this was the last time he would ever even think about going to the gym, it was stupid, and could someone role a phat doobie. Basically, Leeds witnessed an extrodinary thing today, a prime minister afraid of a member of the public. The way it should be. Well done Steven.......power to the dreads....
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 18:32:16 +0000
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