NIgeria:: (1) Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she goes back to her friends, their only question was Is the guy loaded? (2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic tigers. (3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. (4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets. (5) Where parents claim they always came first position in school. (6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A DRIVERs LICENCE (7) Where Presidents and other government officials dont know the national anthem. ( Where the Police on a road block makes more money a day than motorist and their owners. (9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when stuck in traffic jams (hold up). (10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yam and others given a chieftancy title for stealing billions and Front row seat in churches. (11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus! (12) Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and the charger. (13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people. (14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. (15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village. (16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking, slim Man is despised in the street as a pauper. (17) Where if you where do anyhow you see anyhow. (18) Where generator is a social amenity. (19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. (20) Where People produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers (21) Where the man who had no shoes becomes the president. (22) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader of a party (PDP). (23) Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers. (24) Where a civil servant saves $544,000 in her bank from Pure Water business in just 2 years. We always proud to be called Nigerians despite all these odds.*winks*
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:07:13 +0000
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