No be only naija o, Oyibo too no carry last Dispatcher: 9-1-1 - TopicsExpress



          

No be only naija o, Oyibo too no carry last Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn I think I’m going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. ............... LOL! Ode. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart! Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 13:01:05 +0000

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